ORKUT CHIRKUT

Two frnds bitten by d orkut bug….

S:hi…….u seem

2 b on orkut al day haan……wassup??

M: well it seems u too r right der 2 check it out…caught u!

: S:wot to do…dis d only place I get all d taza info first hand…masala et al!

M:u r right man…u dnt kno wot I saw on xyz’s scrapbook….i’ll tell once v meet…orkut’s not d place…

S:shit…m dyin to know! Ny hot news frm BIT?

M:BIT”s toh sizzling nowadays…nyways hope d youth fest is a success unlike d fugiya…

S: I was d inti one sleepin in m room on fugiya,u only mad ppl went to dat….

M:leave d borin stuff…nything NEW???

S:arre…abc wrote a testimonial for me, dunno wheather to accept it or not…..

M:omigosh…accept it man…varna dukhi ho jaayega bechara..speakin of BECHARAS …u know who sent me a frnd request…

S:arre dnt talk abt frnd requests..they keep pourin in …did u come across dat community,”reservation”?

M:reserv shud be banned…be it 30% or 50%…be it for girls or otherwise….

S:yaar…kaise docs aur enggs banenge…chal lets speak to arjun singh…

M:u dunno hw I hogged on chocolates after I came home…

S:speakin abt food…d mess ka khana is..goin goin gone…its pathetic man…

M:listen…remove ur pic frm ur profile…shudnt do that orkut…

S:I was abt to tell ya…lets search our juniors on orkut…nd read their profiles..we dnt kno them ,do we???

M:what if dey find out???

S: what makes u think we care????

M: yeah…so many ppl keep checkin my profile day in day out….

S:did u wish pqr on her bday??? Orkut gave me a reminder…

M:yeah..dats d bst part…the remnder..it dsnt let us f’get…seriously man…orkut is a blessin..cant tell u hw many school frnds I hav found…

S:bt thers one thing wrong wid our frnds here..they scrap u, bt dnt talk to u on ur face…wiered…bt yes…orkut helped me improve my frnd circle immensely..

M:don’t u think orkut should a music station of its own???

S: yes..nd an e-library too…it’ll be awesome..

M:yaar.. waapas jaake midsem marks!!!

S:I know…d shock is also a part of college life…njoy…

M:arre..what does “orkut” mean?

S:who knows..bt to us it means…

O- opportunity to find lost frnds nd make new…

R- remindin ur dear ones that u r just a scrap away….

K- kaleidoscope of emotions…

U- ultimate gossip channel…

T- testimonials faked…..

M:man u givin gyaan nd all haan…..

S:go to hell u…gotta go..lotsa work…

M:yeah yeah….i know wot work u hav…bye…c u!

S:b’bye…tk care…